Biography

Always confident and well-dressed, he is nevertheless ignorant, egotistical, misogynistic, narcissistic, and not very intelligent, but also remains the rock for the entire shop. He developed an infatuation with the talented artist Johnny Awesome, initially having trouble wooing him with tried and true measures that allegedly won him many bimbo-type artists in the past. He has a great fondness for a good glass of scotch whisky, poetry, and his best friend/pet dog Sir Charles, and plays a mean jazz flute. He refers to his fists as Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary, calls his arms "guns", and is most definitely not afraid to resort to fisticuffs.